Tie-Dye for the Herd Life
Slip into this swirly, pastel wonder and instantly unlock Farm Hand Energy—that magical combo of goat whispering and looking fabulous while covered in hay.
The front says Camp Winnie (because you’re part of the crew), and the back proudly screams FARM HAND (because someone’s gotta scoop the poop and kiss the cows). It’s the official uniform of Camp Winnie volunteers and people who accidentally befriend chickens.
Wear this shirt while:
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Mucking stalls and discovering new kinds of poop that science has yet to classify
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Carrying a chicken under one arm like a football
- Hauling hay CrossFit-style
- Untangling a hose that’s somehow tied itself into a nautical knot
- Sweeping a barn aisle only to have a pig immediately lie down in it
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Replacing a water bucket that was flipped over 0.5 seconds after being filled
- Saying “that’s not for you” to a goat trying to eat a paint can
- Collecting eggs while trying not to make eye contact with a broody hen named “Tater"
- Explaining to people that “yes, they all have names” and “no, we don't eat them”
- Breaking up a pig feud like it's a muddy bar fight
- Hitting a hidden tree stump bush hogging and seeing your soul briefly leave your body
Warning: Wearing this may result in being mistaken for someone who knows how to operate a tractor (or at least bottle-feed a lamb).
